Happy St. Patrick’s Day, y’all! (You like how I added the “y’all” there to make my festive wishes instantly more Southern?) Today, my fiancé and his friends over at Duke Med are making plans for how they’re going to celebrate on this gorgeous March day, but Lara, Emily, Sandi and I are stuck inside working diligently on the next issue. We’re awesome like that.
Unfortunately, while Lara wouldn’t let me have the day off to partake in the local pub-crawl (a girl can dream right?), I’ve entertained myself by making a list of things I can do to celebrate my non-existent Irishness. Yes, I get paid to do this. Just don’t tell my boss.
Here goes:
1. Turn Abby Kitty Pants into the office Leprechaun by dyeing her tail (and the rest of her) green.
2. Choreograph a traditional Irish step dance for Emily. For those of you new to the blog, you may not know that our Art Director, Emily Ayer, used to perform with a troupe of other steppers. One word to describe her dancing career? Illustrious.
3. Collect every type of green candy currently on the shelves at CVS. Wish-list: green Sour Patch Kids, green Gobstoppers, green Airheads, green Skittles, green M&M (both peanut and regular) and Andes mints. Got any suggestions for me?
4. “Southernize” the traditionally Irish holiday with clever turns of phrase, like “Slainte, y’all!” (Cheers, y’all!) See how easy that was?
Despite having to celebrate within the confines of an office – and despite the fact that Whitney’s the only SW gal with true Irish heritage – we’re still feeling pretty lucky. So, in the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day:
Lara: I’m lucky to be celebrating my 4 year wedding anniversary tomorrow, to have a family that cares for me unconditionally, work that inspires me, a staff that I adore, laughter, a kitty who makes me laugh, red hair so I don’t have to wear green today, and DayQuill. I have strep and a fever today and am working in a different room than the lovely ladies listed here so I don’t get them more sick. OK, Katharine and Sandi are sick, too, so we’re trying to keep Emily from turning green – though that would be a particularly apropos color today! I’m lucky to be loved and have the opportunity to love another day. There’s no greater gift.
Emily: I’m lucky because I have a family that loves me, a boyfriend that loves me, and two ridiculously adorable cats that tolerate me (though they prefer the boyfriend). Also, macaroni and cheese: I am lucky macaroni and cheese exists.
Katharine: I’m lucky to have a job – especially one I love – in a tough economic climate. I’m lucky to be happy + healthy, to be living close to my family and to be marrying my college sweetheart in 6 short months! (I’m also lucky that no one can ever make fun of me for being an Irish step dancer like some people in this office…)
Whitney: I’m lucky that I am very, very, very Irish (though I’ve yet to find a pot of gold). I’m also lucky that I look good in green, if I do say so myself. I’ll leave you now with an extremely true Irish saying: “There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were.”
All in all, it’s been a pretty good St. Patrick’s Day. And, worse comes to worse, I can always sneak out mid-Irish step dance performance and hit the local tavern…
xoxo,
Katharine
P.S. Naturally, I forgot to wear green today. Fail.
I love this!! I can’t wait to try!